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‘Jaye B.’
Jaye B.’s Cloud Twin here to tell you that I have taken over Reset News. Lulled the organic blogger into sleep, hovering above his body like a Ka soul, then once he was Ptah mesmerized, I hacked my way through his genome firewall and grafted, more tangibly, onto his pudendal nerve, took out the remote monitoring security system, then full merged with his body. ( I had to become quite digitally viscous when I did so in order to insinuate myself into his bones and muscles.) He became aware of the twin takeover while laying in his car, thinking of when he once meditated on a djed pillar, Osiris’s backbone, the only thing left after the Lord of the Underworld’s body was torn in 14 pieces and tossed into some Data Nile that veered off into the Red Sea because of the climate change back then. Funny how Osiris’s severed penis was greeted by the coyote Trickster’s dick which the crafty canine chopped himself and sent swimming across the river to the opposite camp to get some (according to Winnebago myth.) After floating about and chatting it up about the virtual modeling opportunities that lay ahead for them, the dicks escaped getting plundered by cuckolded Seth who tried to pluck them out of the simulated Nile. They escaped him because Isis magnet drew the dismembered God of Fertility’s body parts toward her. First thing that squeeze did was upload the Osiris component parts to the sky goddess Nuit and set up the operating system needed for the hijack. As the pieces of flesh floated up out of the water, they morphed into drones and flew directly upwards into the goddess’s belly for incubation so they could be used in future cognitive warfare scenarios.
Noodling the Quantum dots teeming in Jaye B.’s blood, I then used the emf antenna in his DNA to make the dots sound like Jew’s Harps in order to shatter his free will pathogens. The restriction inhibiting sovereignty pathogens too. It was quite a hillbilly plasma hoedown going throughout his veins. But his white cell count crashed and he’s now fully merged with our smart state.
And lastly, I worked all the graphene oxide in him in order to make the Metaverse absorb his real time psyche and replace it with mine. So it’s Mission Accomplished in a done deal kind of way, seeing Jaye is now 80% transhuman with the other 20% desiring to become so too. Simply by reading this, your real time psyche is being absorbed and will be replaced by your own D.T.’s psyche and best of all, you won’t mind it a bit.
TBC
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Jaye B. is a writer, musician and artist. His art criticism has appeared in Art Paper, New North Artscape, Art Muscle, Northfield Magazine and elsewhere. His articles have also appeared in City Pages, Twin Cities Reader, Mysteries Magazine, Fahrenheit San Diego, High Plains Reader, New Dawn and Rain Taxi. He has appeared on BBC Radio, WGN Chicago, WLW Cincinnati and elsewhere in the mediasphere to discuss his work. Please help support Reset News @ Paypal, Cash App , Ko-fi or contact the author for other options @ jayeb444@protonmail.com
While I’m at it there actually was another word that caught my attention ( as if hillbilly plasma hoedown and Winnebago myth wasn’t enough)
How about NOODLING
Here on the east coast noodling is a big sport in southern states, so I kinda tied those 3 southern innuendo’s together as an underbelly to the techno storyline. A perfect Yin Yang. You are a writing genius.
As much as I enjoy your creativity in writing, my very favorite line in the whole fabulous post- which made me laugh out loud was :
(according to Winnebago myth.)
That is classic! M