by
Jaye B.
(editor’s note: Here is a brief, ad hoc dispatch straight from the Synagogue of Satan now being showcased in the Meta Verse circus midway.)
Wearing a Star of Remphan bikini, Pastor John Hagee does a bump and grind sermon in a Gog Magog a GoGo cage, wearing patent leather GoGo boots so as not to offend the vegans, clutching onto a smoking, charred Scofield’s bible no longer able to function as the Zionic state capacitor it was once crafted to be. He pelvic thrusts his requests for donations from the flock below him, in attempts to get the Tare authored book fixed. Needs another Red Heifer schtick to do so though. Maybe throw in a couple of blood moon prophecies to enhance the pastoral strip tease plea, so as to get the prudish sheep at his feet to tithe.
Next to this transgressive spectacle is another Gog Magog a GoGo cage in which Donald Trump, identically Remphan attired, Warp Speed dances a saturnine, serpentine seduction for the crowds below, sporting a yarmulke that has MAGA emblazoned on its blood red top. He thrusts too, causing the cage to swing wildly, then spin. So quickly so that it renders the coming president into a spiral stalactite which goes crystalline stalagmite when the pineal GGI that NASA runs through the witnesses inverts and turns the election cipher into a mere q-bit for the cloud.
Then a reveal: a spotlight entrained on the cables attached to the golden GoGo cages moves zenith wards to illuminate the support bolts which then rip out of the thick, fried scab, back of a Watcher ceiling, causing the GoGo dancers to plummet, bottomlessly so.
TBC
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Jaye B. is a writer, musician and artist. His art criticism has appeared in Art Paper, New North Artscape, Art Muscle, Northfield Magazine and elsewhere. His articles have also appeared in City Pages, Twin Cities Reader, Mysteries Magazine, Fahrenheit San Diego, High Plains Reader, New Dawn and Rain Taxi. He has appeared on BBC Radio, WGN Chicago, WLW Cincinnati and elsewhere in the mediasphere to discuss his work. Please help support Reset News @ Paypal, Cash App , Ko-fi or contact the author for other options @ jayeb444@protonmail.com
You've outdone yourself Jaye! I really can't stop chuckling at this imagery. Only bringing Jan Crouch back from the grave, gyrating in one of her giant, cotton candy wigs could make it any funnier.
Loved it.