by
Jaye B.
“Why you think the jackpot static was pouring out of the t.v. in front of that preacher?” Mama said as her drone liver spots returned to their rightful place.
“Maybe it was an omen. Like your dust devils.”
“Right as rain but I can’t figure it out.” Mama said. “Son, turn that TV on, because I know it’s going to work now.”
I went over and did. Sure enough it warmed up quick and there was an image of an Indian like when stations used to sign off, but then a torus glitch and something helix appeared on the screen. The definition was military grade, coming from a set over 30 yrs old. Ma and me could see down to the codons when the image became high, to the power of ten, definition.
“Pretty sure it is Jacob’s or Nathan’s…not sure which.“
It was then I felt grounded for the first time watching Rothschild DNA, superimposed over the Jerry Springer show and being underground broadcast to the phalanx of tweeker RVs in Poofville who were trying to watch the Confessions of a Lingerie Psychic episode starring Carvel Jones, before the emergency broadcast alert DNA interruption.
“The DNA is resisting media integration. Bring me that silverated pit bull.”
I did so and Mama stroked the casino token skeleton, then spit out her dentures.
“Should help us ascertain the origin once and for all.” The dentures said for her.
The silverfish static on the t.v. then gave way to Jerry Springer interviewing the now trapped in the t.v. studio Rothschild DNA strand and the audience going, “Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!”
(The audience had the option of hacking into the DNA via remote controls on the armrest of the seats in the television studio.)
Then Zion Springer toroid collapsed into a plasmatic implant device, designed to prevent access to gene origin and the Rothschild DNA vanished.
“ It’s only vanishing from the t.v. screen. “ Mama said. “We got a good enough bead on it.” She said. “Enough to see the vein of lithium going all the way up to Burning Man.”
TBC
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Jaye B. is a writer, musician and artist. His art criticism has appeared in Art Paper, New North Artscape, Art Muscle, Northfield Magazine and elsewhere. His articles have also appeared in City Pages, Twin Cities Reader, Mysteries Magazine, Fahrenheit San Diego, High Plains Reader, New Dawn and Rain Taxi. He has appeared on BBC Radio, WGN Chicago, WLW Cincinnati and elsewhere in the mediasphere to discuss his work. Please help support Reset News @ Paypal, Cash App , Ko-fi or contact the author for other options @ jayeb444@protonmail.com
Ha...ha! Very funny stuff.